May 12, 2011

I’ve been knocked up for a little more than 25 weeks and I finally had a dream last night about giving birth. At last, my subconcious mind is on board!

Of course, in the dream I was in labor and I cried out “Owww, they’ve replaced my vagina with a dead woman’s vagina!”

I hereby nominate my dream-brain for the mother of the year award.

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