Mariah Carey named her kid Moroccan. He is named after the “top tier” of Carey’s New York City apartment, which is called the Moroccan Room because of its Moroccan decor.
Inspired by Mariah (as I often am), I have decided to add a few possibilities to my list of potential baby names which are based on rooms in my own New York City apartment.
1. The (One and Only) Closet Blair-Bram
2. The Sleeping Nook Blair-Bram
3. The “Big” Room Blair-Bram (quotation marks included)
4. The Litter Box Corner Blair-Bram
5. The Crapper Blair-Bram
I dunno, I’m kinda partial to The Crapper? Whatdyathink?
2 years ago