Guys, I wanted you to know that the reason I’ve been ignoring you is not because I don’t love you or because I’ve died, but because I’m totally…knocked up! And as a result my mind has been kind of preoccupied with such exciting topics as Heartburn! Giant saggy tits! Constant peeing! New and innovative ways to fuck up my future child!
Anyhoodles! Baby Boy Blair-Bram is due August 23rd. I’m gonna be an awesome mom.
ps. This is not a joke.
2 years ago