it’s oscar season uh oh!
As per annual tradition, my Oscar tracking spreadsheet is complete and color-coded, I’ve ordered a ton of discount movie tickets, my netflix queue is prioritized, the Time Warner Movies on Demand have been checked, and the movie watching schedule is underway. From now until February 27th my brain is on one channel so please do not ask me if I want to go get dinner because no I do not want to go get dinner I want to go to the movies so fuck you. Thanks.
Last night I finally saw Black Swan. Not impressed, guys. Watching it was kind of like when you start having sex only to realize toward the end that you kind of really have to pee. You really really want to like it, but mostly you’re just uncomfortable, trying not to laugh and kind of annoyed that you’re obviously not gonna get yours.
Also, Natalie Portman ain’t no Mickey Rourke.
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