January 25, 2011
The first player in the Puppy Bowl starting line-up is a Golden Retriever named Amy whose Fun Fact is that she “loves a good facial?” I love dogs who are also me.

The first player in the Puppy Bowl starting line-up is a Golden Retriever named Amy whose Fun Fact is that she “loves a good facial?” I love dogs who are also me.

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January 21, 2011

it’s oscar season uh oh!

As per annual tradition, my Oscar tracking spreadsheet is complete and color-coded, I’ve ordered a ton of discount movie tickets, my netflix queue is prioritized, the Time Warner Movies on Demand have been checked, and the movie watching schedule is underway. From now until February 27th my brain is on one channel so please do not ask me if I want to go get dinner because no I do not want to go get dinner I want to go to the movies so fuck you. Thanks.

Last night I finally saw Black Swan. Not impressed, guys. Watching it was kind of like when you start having sex only to realize toward the end that you kind of really have to pee. You really really want to like it, but mostly you’re just uncomfortable, trying not to laugh and kind of annoyed that you’re obviously not gonna get yours.

Also, Natalie Portman ain’t no Mickey Rourke.

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January 9, 2011
I live with this!

I live with this!

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December 21, 2010

Public Service Announcement Time!

Darlene Love will be on The Late Show with David Letterman on Thursday to sing “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home).” This is one of my favorite annual Christmas things, and Darlene Love is one of my favorite people ever. Set the DVR!

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December 20, 2010
Well, at least now I have Christmas Eve plans.

Well, at least now I have Christmas Eve plans.

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December 13, 2010

I finally got my Christmas tree on Saturday night. We got it from the tree guys on Essex and Rivington. It was also Santacon on Saturday, so there were lots of super drunk people in Santa suits wandering the streets. After we picked out our tree the tree salesman lifted it up in the air to put it in the tree-wrapping machine and fully knocked over a random drunk girl WITH our Christmas tree (like, fully whacked her in the head with a friggin’ tree). Luckily, one of the drunk Santas was nearby and caught her before she fell.

This is what buying a Christmas tree is like everywhere, right?

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December 9, 2010
Since everyone is suffering so much since Four Loko was banned, I have decided to share something that my friends and I have known about for a long time. It’s called Boonedog. Here’s a photo of me demonstrating the proper technique for drinking Boonedog. You need one bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and one bottle of Boone’s Farm. You hold both of them to your mouth at once and chug while your friends cheer “Boonedog, Boonedog, Boonedog” until you inevitably are forced to stop because there is blue/purple alcohol/sugar all over your entire body and up your nose. Dudes, I swear it has the same effect as Four Loko.

Since everyone is suffering so much since Four Loko was banned, I have decided to share something that my friends and I have known about for a long time. It’s called Boonedog. Here’s a photo of me demonstrating the proper technique for drinking Boonedog. You need one bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and one bottle of Boone’s Farm. You hold both of them to your mouth at once and chug while your friends cheer “Boonedog, Boonedog, Boonedog” until you inevitably are forced to stop because there is blue/purple alcohol/sugar all over your entire body and up your nose.

Dudes, I swear it has the same effect as Four Loko.

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December 2, 2010
I am this close to ordering the Santobama holiday greeting cards.

I am this close to ordering the Santobama holiday greeting cards.

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December 1, 2010
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November 22, 2010

I just realized that I am wearing a yellow shirt, a purple cardigan, and pink shoes.

I love it when my inner 6-year old dresses me.

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