Guys, I wanted you to know that the reason I’ve been ignoring you is not because I don’t love you or because I’ve died, but because I’m totally…knocked up! And as a result my mind has been kind of preoccupied with such exciting topics as Heartburn! Giant saggy tits! Constant peeing! New and innovative ways to fuck up my future child!
Anyhoodles! Baby Boy Blair-Bram is due August 23rd. I’m gonna be an awesome mom.
ps. This is not a joke.
2 years ago
I’ve got big plans for this weekend. HUGE. And I don’t even have a dog!
2 years ago
Stepping back into 1998 to wish you a very happy St. Patrick’s Day from these two foolz.
2 years ago
GRANDMA ELVIRA’S IRISH SODA BREAD
4 cups flour
4 teasp baking powder
1/2 teasp baking soda
1 teasp salt
3 tablesp sugar
1 tablesp caraway seeds
mix
add
1 cup raisins
mix
(so all raisins are separated and covered)
add
2 cups buttermilk
mix with fork
(until mixture forms a dough)
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sprinkle about 1/4 c flour on board
turn out dough on top (flour keeps it from sticking)
knead for about 5 minutes working the flour from board & form a smooth round loaf.
put in greased iron skillet
cut cross in top 1/2” deep — 325 degrees for 1 hr 15 min
My grandma always made approximately 400 loaves of this every year for St. Patrick’s Day. Before she passed away we had her write down the magic recipe that she had never written down before. If you make it, let me know how it is!
Erin go bragh!
2 years agoI was watching the breaking news coverage on t.v. this morning of the impending tsunami that was minutes away from reaching Hawaii. Reports of expected wave heights and damage were still scattered, but the overall message was that a tsunami was minutes away from bearing down on Hawaii. The report was paired with live camera coverage sweeping down the deserted coast, until it stopped, momentarily, upon the backs of two people — a man and a woman — standing at the water’s edge, gazing out presumably in hopes of catching the first glimpse of the tidal wave. As the reporter reiterated that any minute a tsunami was expected to hit here, I couldn’t help but wonder just what the fuckity fuck those two people were thinking as they stood there — on live television, probably unbeknownst to them — looking like the two biggest morons on the face of the planet. Boggles the mind.
2 years ago
Yesterday morning I was listening to the radio while I was straightening my hair (let’s not forget I’m from New Jersey — we do not leave the house without an obigatory flat ironing), and the dj was interviewing Gary Busey who I understand is on this season of The Celebrity Apprentice (?). After a few questions about the show and his career, the dj asked him if he would like to comment on Charlie Sheen.
Busey was positively lovely! He said that he had known Charlie since he was fifteen years old, and had worked with his father many years ago. He said that he thought Charlie was very sick, and that he hoped he realized that there were a lot of people holding out their hands for him for whenever he was ready to take one.
Then the dj thanked him for the interview, and told him to send his love to Stephanie (his baby mama). Busey got really excited and told the dj to hold on (on live radio) while he yelled to Stephanie that “they were sending their love from New York.” It was downright…sweet! Stephanie, whoever she is, was really excited!
So, that’s all. I just wanted you guys to know that Gary Busey is just a really nice guy.
2 years ago
I just wanted to introduce you guys to my new best friend. Ok, bye!
2 years ago
I’ll be spending this Valentine’s Day like satisfied senior citizens the world over. KEN JENNINGS VERSUS THE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Last night on Jeopardy there was a $1000 question about Italian Horns, which no one got right. Clearly none of those contestants are from New Jersey.
Related: Why do I suddenly have the urge to make out with someone wearing Z. Cavaricci’s?
2 years ago