June 2009
22 posts
Well, that's one way to get rid of a homosexual... →
Related: Connecticut? Really?
Mourning the Mayor of Seventh Street →
I spent a good ten minutes full-on sobbing after I read this article yesterday, so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Happy Bloomsday
“Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned: Introibo ad altare Dei.”
Today I raise a glass of Merry’s Irish Cream to Leopold and Molly. (As though I needed an excuse to raise...
Who Would You Date? - THE BRONX BOMBERS - Hottest... →
So, Nick Swisher is my facebook friend (like, obviously). And I was beyond overjoyed to see that he posted a link to this poll this morning. How…adorable!
Bat Meet Ball?
Um, this is probably weird and inappropriate, but my co-ed softball team just had a last minute cancel, and I’m trying really hard to find a sub. I figured this was probably slightly less weird than posting this on craigslist (which I’ve done before, with some amusing results). Game is at 7:10 in Chinatown. Anyone in NY want to play? We’re really bad and mostly nice, and...
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MURDER THAT MOTHERFUCKING BIRD.... →
Nightmare Fodder.
I really want to go into the supply room where we keep our office fridge and get my late-afternoon yogurt. But, the intern is in there shredding a huge pile of documents for someone who is too lazy to shred their own damn evidence, and for the past 5 minutes the industrial sized shredder has been beeping hysterically. Paper Jam City.
I could be nice and venture in there and offer to help the...
So in love they could float away: Brooklyn couple... →
It’s idiots like this that make me so proud of my City Hall-sanctioned Domestic Partnership. My dude and I got gay-married so you don’t have to deal with us doing dumb shit like this. You’re welcome!
Mean.
File Under: More Dispatches From My Vagina
I just received an email from US Weekly (and yes, I receive emails from US Weekly) with the subject “Kate Gosselin’s Daughter Tells Her She’s ‘Mean.’”
God help us all.
“Gerspacher, who came so close to finishing last year’s marathon, says he holds...”
– First the Marathon Lottery, Then the Pressure to Finish - NYTimes.com
I entered the NYC Marathon lottery (again) this year. The lottery results will be made public in about 25 hours, and despite having only about a 16% chance of being accepted, this article just sent me into EXTREME PANIC ALERT...
My Brief Life As A Woman →
I’m feeling this article.
Last night I was supposed to go for a run after work, but instead I got one sneaker on, threw the other one at the wall, and burst into tears. When my boyfriend asked me why I didn’t want to go for a run anymore I choked out between sobs something along the lines of “because I’m too…ugly to go for a run.” And then curled up in a ball...
Mary Kay Letourneau at Hot for Teacher night at... →
Trying to convince me to move to Seattle, my friend Rachel sent me this link as evidence that I would love her city. I’m truly touched; my friends know me so well…
