May 2009
17 posts
Could this be any sadder?
(Actual email that just went out to everyone in my office. Really).
Hello Everyone
I m looking for a good Neurologist in 5 the borough. I suffer for really bad Migrant Pain which made me down for few days and most of the time I have to go to the emergency room.
I will appreciate any help
Ballsy In The City
I AM SO PISSED. The replica obstacle course from Wipe Out (the greatest television show EVER) was totally supposed to be somewhere in NYC today. But when I checked the website yesterday afternoon, the details of where it would be hadn’t been announced. And now apparently there isn’t going to be any replica obstacle course at all! Just Ballsy handing out promo merchandise. ...
15 UNDERGRADUATES TO COMPETE IN THE... →
Tonight’s the finale, so you know what that means…another rockin’ Friday night at mi casa.
Woot woot.
Subtitle Scandal! Who Dumbed Down Let the Right... →
I’m thoroughly confused. Last night I finally got around to watching the Swedish film “Let the Right One In.” Visually, it’s just stunning. But the version that netflix sent to me had English voices dubbed over the Swedish dialogue — something that absolutely kills me!! It basically ruined the movie for me, so I went to the google to see what was up. And all I...
OPEN CALL FOR MAJOR NETWORK TV PILOT ABOUT LIFE IN... →
This makes mama cry. Even so, if I wore jean shorts and my handlebar mustache were purely for comedic effect, I’d totally do this. A cash guarantee for the chosen ones!!!
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Did you wake up today around 1:30 EST in your industrial loft, pull on your favorite (and only) pair of cutoff jean shorts, and take a leisurely stroll down Bedford Avenue in search of organic green juice and the new...
I just prepared and sent a report to my boss which I titled “UR_Cum.” In my feeble mind, it was obvious that this stood for “Unrestricted Cumulative Report.” Although in hindsight, this was a less than elegant title.
I’m totally getting fired.
Also, I prepare reports. Sigh.
