What started as a minor crush has turned to full-blown obsession with Nick Swisher. From the “Ask Nick” section of NickSwisher.net: Hi my name is Collin Hill I am a 12 year old in Chillicothe,Ohio. I used to watch you play at Ohio State because you played with the pitcher Cory Cox. He is my cousin. I’ve watch you play all this time and I was wondering if you would like to come to...
Still, Inexplicably, Related to My Mother
“Hi, We just got tickets today with the town to see 9 to 5 on broadway. So, we will be in the city on saturday, may 9. The town is busing us and we should arrive at 11:30ish. Anyway, would you two be available to meet for lunch? But, this time, we could split the cost? I hope you can make it—just let me know. Love, Mom” This email illustrates numerous reasons why it is...
Love love LOVE this girl →
Occasionally something warms my otherwise cold, dead heart.
Beekeeping on a Brooklyn Rooftop →
Ok, so I love animals and nature and all that fruity shit, but there are reasons why I live in New York City and one of those reasons happens to be so that I do not get STUNG by shit. If I had roof access — and one of my idiot neighbors put a beehive on the roof — I’d totally be that asshole who snuck up there in the middle of the night and nailed the suckers with a jumbo can...
Wisdom just overheard on subway: if the fat don’t jiggle, you’re pregnant.