March 2009
30 posts
There is only one thing I want more in life than a... →
Turkey Vulture Crashes Through Windshield →
My boyfriend says that the fact that I have a nightmare practically every night is a sign that I need professional help (pshaw!), but how do you NOT have a nightmare every night when you read a story like this? BIRDS ARE THE WORST!!!
Hook A Sister Up
So one thing I like to do every year is choose the Hottest Player of the March Madness Tournament (who doesn’t?). Sadly, though, this year nobody is really tickling my dirty-old-lady fancy. If there is anyone appropriately hot I’m overlooking, please bring them to my attention. And by “bring them to my attention,” I mean, send photos of them, preferably shirtless and...
My mom always has the best ideas
Amy,
Would you be interested in something like this??
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Date: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:13:10 -0400
Subject: Can we pay you to write something for us
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These guys never get old. →
Oh, the memories
I don’t like St. Patrick’s Day anymore now that drunky Great Uncle Warren is no longer around to serenade my brother Danny and my cousin Kathleen with whiskey-soaked renditions of “Danny Boy” and “I’ll Take You Home Again Kathleen.” Oh, to be nine years old and having dinner with a bunch of tanked senior citizens again…
More Stupid Brain Syndrome
Remember that whole debacle when it all came out that I didn’t know the difference between a lion and a tiger? (You don’t remember? Sorry, it was fun). Or when observant friends noticed that I always referred to elevators as escalators, and vice versa? Yeah, well, I’ve worked on it and now I understand that escalators are moving staircases and elevators are the scary boxes...
"The jailhouse escapades — some of which date to... →
Well, that pretty much says it all.
How's the Bush?
That would be an actual text message I received from my boyfriend yesterday.
(A cautionary tale as to why you shouldn’t nickname your cat Bushy).
“and I’ve got comedy acrobats stranded in the Ukraine, and Mongolian horse...”
– Britain’s Clown Shortage: New Visa Rules Hit the Circus
Well I'll Be Damned. →
I’ll admit that desperation has compelled me once or twice to smoke weed out of a soda can, an apple and even out of other people’s mouths (shotgun! Aww yeah!)…but even I have never smoked weed out of a cat. I guess that’s what separates New Jersey from Nebraska.
Cooking With Blair! →
My pals and I who cook made risotto this week. AND I WON!! (Ok, no I didn’t. But it was nice to say so).
