There is only one thing I want more in life than a... →
Turkey Vulture Crashes Through Windshield →
My boyfriend says that the fact that I have a nightmare practically every night is a sign that I need professional help (pshaw!), but how do you NOT have a nightmare every night when you read a story like this? BIRDS ARE THE WORST!!!
Hook A Sister Up
So one thing I like to do every year is choose the Hottest Player of the March Madness Tournament (who doesn’t?). Sadly, though, this year nobody is really tickling my dirty-old-lady fancy. If there is anyone appropriately hot I’m overlooking, please bring them to my attention. And by “bring them to my attention,” I mean, send photos of them, preferably shirtless and...
My mom always has the best ideas
Amy, Would you be interested in something like this?? ————— Forwarded message ————— From: 123Greetings To: My Mom Date: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:13:10 -0400 Subject: Can we pay you to write something for us You are receiving this email from 123Greetings. To ensure delivery to your inbox, please add firstname.lastname@example.org to your...
These guys never get old. →
Oh, the memories
I don’t like St. Patrick’s Day anymore now that drunky Great Uncle Warren is no longer around to serenade my brother Danny and my cousin Kathleen with whiskey-soaked renditions of “Danny Boy” and “I’ll Take You Home Again Kathleen.” Oh, to be nine years old and having dinner with a bunch of tanked senior citizens again…
More Stupid Brain Syndrome
Remember that whole debacle when it all came out that I didn’t know the difference between a lion and a tiger? (You don’t remember? Sorry, it was fun). Or when observant friends noticed that I always referred to elevators as escalators, and vice versa? Yeah, well, I’ve worked on it and now I understand that escalators are moving staircases and elevators are the scary boxes...
"The jailhouse escapades — some of which date to... →
Well, that pretty much says it all.
How's the Bush?
That would be an actual text message I received from my boyfriend yesterday. (A cautionary tale as to why you shouldn’t nickname your cat Bushy).
and I’ve got comedy acrobats stranded in the Ukraine, and Mongolian horse...– Britain’s Clown Shortage: New Visa Rules Hit the Circus
Well I'll Be Damned. →
I’ll admit that desperation has compelled me once or twice to smoke weed out of a soda can, an apple and even out of other people’s mouths (shotgun! Aww yeah!)…but even I have never smoked weed out of a cat. I guess that’s what separates New Jersey from Nebraska.
Cooking With Blair! →
My pals and I who cook made risotto this week. AND I WON!! (Ok, no I didn’t. But it was nice to say so).