December 2009
24 posts
confession time
Oh Jesus. I’ve been reading about that woman, Snooki, getting punched in the face by some neanderthal asshole on that MTV reality show, Jersey Shore, all week. But I hadn’t read that the incident took place at the fucking Beachcomber in Seaside Heights.
Um, it’s entirely possible that I once made out with a total guido at the Beachcomber, and then his friend tried to get my...
My Christmas tree will never be complete without... →
Nick Swisher's facebook status
Nick Swisher Psyched. Shooting ‘How I Met Your Mother’ on Dec 16. Will let you know how it goes. Show runs in Feb
MARRY ME.
Ok, so now I just opened the little make-up case that I keep inside my purse but never use because I’m way too lazy for re-application (as if!), and I found a small package of Tums. “Mmmmm!,” thought I, and immediately popped one in my mouth as though it were a delicious candy snack.
I’ve got problems.
a little grinchy, a little not
I’m not all that into Christmas. Since I’m gay-married to a Jewish guy (registered domestic partners! so swell), we try not to get too Jesus-y at home. Although I do insist on having a tree every year, mostly because I love the way it smells and also because where else would I hang my Remember The Alamo!, Jesus-in-a-walnut-shell, and teddy-bear-on-the-chamber-pot ornaments?
Anyway,...
so very bored
I think that I might need to follow some new people on here because I’m bored. Things I’m into include sea creatures (with a focus on lobsters as pets), fake meat, medical curiosities, pasta machines, people who give their children stupid names, feet, cults, menus planned around pickles, animals using sign language, game shows, war fiction, and sports that are not basketball.
NOT...
Dolly Parton is really the best person on earth →
(Thanks for the link, Jenny!)
Hot Now: Baby Planners →
—New mother Amy Blair explains her decision to hire a baby planner. The growing industry provides services ranging from “nursery planning and home baby proofing to baby shower planning and shopping for maternity clothes” at a cost of up to $150 an hour.
OMG you guys I totally had a baby and paid some bitch like a bazillion dollars to take care of it because I’m THE WORST PERSON...
Golf Superstar Tiger Woods Admits 'Sins' And... →
Tiger’s mistress? Total cheetah, y’all.
